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HELP WANTED
- REVIVAL
LEADERSHIP POSITIONS AVAILABLE -
www.FellowshipoftheMartyrs.com
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file here
WANTED:
Christian leaders that want revival & restoration of the Body of
Christ more than anything else and are willing to do whatever it
takes regardless of the cost.
PRIMARY JOB:
To help bring in the last great harvest and to serve God's people selflessly.
TITLE:
L.O.T. (Least of These) - sometimes also referred to as “humble servants.”
NUMBER OF
POSITIONS AVAILABLE: Unlimited - but currently are pitifully
understaffed for the size of the harvest we’re predicting.
QUALIFICATIONS:
They need to have no other gods before Me. They need to have My heart
(hungry, naked, poor, in prison, etc.). They are going to need to be
willing to receive with open arms and hearts the Outside Consultants
and Management Experts that I send to them for training and
correction purposes. They must be willing to lay down any flawed
traditions or business practices that they have been using up to this
point, so that I can retrain them. They must want to hear My voice so
that I can direct their paths. They must stop putting Me in a box and
asking Me to endorse THEIR ideas. They must want to be One Body and
stop fighting with each other.
We are an equal
opportunity employer, but priority hiring goes to those in the
following categories: widows, orphans, handicapped, limping, poor,
naked, down-trodden, bankrupt, criminals, prostitutes,
tax-collectors, common laborers (especially carpenters and fishermen)
and other broken, flawed vessels who have been humbled already. Rich
people and seminary graduates may have to undergo additional breaking
in order to qualify. Anyone willing to truly lay down their life (and
stuff) for a friend goes to the front of the line. If they are not
willing to cry repentantly in front of others and be transparent,
they won't be able to lead the sheep to Me.
REMUNERATIONS:
Those accepting this position will get to see the Spirit of God
descend in power on their assembly and their town like never before.
They will get to see Me walk in their midst. They will learn peace
and joy and victory and intimacy with Me on a scale they didn’t
know possible and they will have true community for the first time. I
will pay all their bills and take care of their every need. I will
hold their hand.
COSTS: It's
very important that they count the cost ahead of time. If they accept
this position they will be ridiculed and persecuted. It will probably
result in the loss of some or all of the following: prestige, health,
leisure time, money and assets of all kinds, home, even spouse and
children are at risk. Those who accept this position will be beat on
and refined on a scale they can't even imagine, but I promise to
never let it go beyond what they can handle. Their success will be
directly proportional to their willingness to let My refining fire
burn off everything in them that stands in the way of My plans. It
WILL absolutely, positively hurt a LOT – but I will personally
wipe away every tear. In the end, they will look like Me.
APPLICATION PROCESS:
Submit this application with fear and trembling and ask Me to do
whatever it takes to make you ready right NOW no matter how much it
hurts. Then bite down on something.
DEADLINE:
This vacancy will remain open until we find qualified candidates or
until the harvest is over. But if you're supposed to be leading and
you refuse, the blood of all the people that didn't get reached
because you wouldn't stand up in the day of battle (or move fast
enough) is on YOU. So you might want to hurry.
NOTE: If you
need extra motivation, please read Ezekiel 34 several times out loud.
For available
positions in your area find someone that has lost everything and has
been thoroughly beaten into submission. They have a direct line to
Headquarters. (Or contact www.FellowshipOfTheMartyrs.com)
REVIVAL /
RESTORATION LEADERSHIP
APPLICATION FORM:
www.FellowshipOfTheMartyrs.com
Name: ______________________________________
Jesus Preference:
(check all that apply)
___ Emergency-Only Jesus
___ Prosperity Jesus
___ Denominational Jesus
___
Fire-Insurance-Get-Out-Of-Hell-Free Jesus
___ Church Growth Jesus
___
Nonjudgemental-Everybody-Goes-To-Heaven Jesus
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Didn’t-Come-In-The-Flesh Jesus
___
Loves-Me-But-Can’t/Won’t-Talk-To-Me Jesus
___ Master, King,
Commander, Lord Jesus
___ Other:____________________________________
SCREENING QUESTIONS:
Money:
(Check One)
___ I am willing
to go, so long as I know a regular paycheck is coming and I have some
security. ___ I am willing to go and live on faith, so long as I can
tell people about my needs.
___ I am willing
to go and live on faith and depend on God alone and NEVER mention my
needs to anyone.
Service:
(Check One)
___ I am willing
to serve those who will really appreciate what I do and won't ask me
to get too dirty.
___ I am willing
to serve even if no one notices, so long as I can feel like we're
making some progress.
___ I am willing
to serve those who will beat me and spit on me, and I won't stop even
if it never pays off.
Prayer:
(Check One)
___ I often stand
in front and make long flowery prayers to impress people.
___ I frequently
intercede for others and spend lots of hours alone in prayer.
___ I pray without
ceasing and offer to stand in the gap and take on me anything
necessary to free another.
Sacrifice:
(Check One)
___ I am willing
to strain my tea and religiously give 10% of all my spices and other
garden produce.
___ I am willing
to give all that I have, but I'd like to make payments and spread it
out over time.
___ I am willing
to die to self – all at once right now or in big chunks every
day regardless of the pain.
Humility:
(Check One)
___ I prefer the
seats of honor at the front and try to make sure everyone knows where
I belong.
___ Mine is the
Kingdom ___ Mine is the Power ___ Mine is the Glory
___ Thine is the
Kingdom and the Power and the Glory forever. I'll take the crumbs
from under the table.
Urgency:
(Check One)
___ I will go when
I'm sure that I'm fully prepared and know all that I need to know to
be effective.
___ I will go
right now, but I refuse to go over 20 miles per hour so as not to get
hurt too bad in an accident.
___ I already left
and I'm going 200 miles per hour and I don't care what happens, I'm
not slowing down.
Determination:
(Check One)
___ I will
persevere until someone raises an eyebrow or threatens to leave my
church.___ I will persevere until it starts costing me things I
really love.
___ I will
persevere until someone kills me.
Please consider me
for this position. I’m willing to go anywhere, do anything,
endure anything, give anything, unlearn anything, pray without
ceasing, be instant in season and out of season, know the Word of God
and obey His commands and learn to hear His voice. I know I can’t
get there on my own and I’m sorry I ever tried. I will let Him
direct ALL my paths from now on and I won’t lean on my own
understanding anymore. I will happily receive everything that I’m
going to need to be fully equipped for His purposes. I promise
to never make it about me. I'm ready to start anytime.
Signed: __________________________________
______________________________________________________________________________
HEADQUARTERS
USE ONLY:
Qualified? ____
Start Date? ____ End Date? ____ Rich Welcome Scheduled? ____ Robe
Size? ____
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