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WANTED -
POSITIONS AVAILABLE
(www.FellowshipoftheMartyrs.com)
- download printable PDF file here
WANTED:
Christians that want revival and restoration of the Body of Christ
more than anything else.
PRIMARY JOB:
To help bring in the last great harvest.
TITLE: KOGS
(Kingdom of God Servants) - sometimes also referred to as “cogs”
NUMBER OF
POSITIONS AVAILABLE: Unlimited - but currently are pitifully
understaffed for the size of the harvest we’re predicting.
QUALIFICATIONS:
They need to have no other gods before Me. They need to have My heart
(hungry, naked, poor, in prison, etc.). They are going to need to be
willing to receive with open arms and hearts the Outside Consultants
and Management Experts that I send to them for training and
correction pur-poses. They must be willing to lay down any flawed
traditions or businesses practices that they have been using up to
this point, so that I can retrain them. They must want to hear My
voice so that I can direct their paths. They must stop putting Me in
a box and asking Me to endorse THEIR ideas. They must want to be One
Body with all the other KOGS and stop fighting with each other.
We are an equal
opportunity employer, but priority hiring goes to those in the
following categories: wid-ows, orphans, handicapped, limping, poor,
naked, down-trodden, bankrupt, criminals, prostitutes,
tax-collectors, common laborers (especially carpenters and fishermen)
and other broken, flawed vessels who have been humbled already. Rich
people and seminary graduates may have to undergo additional breaking
in order to qualify. Anyone willing to truly lay down their life (and
stuff) for a friend goes to the front of the line.
REMUNERATIONS:
Those accepting this position will get to see the Spirit of God
descend in power on their assembly and their town like never before.
They will get to see Me walk in their midst. They will learn peace
and joy and victory on a scale they didn’t know possible and
they will have true community for the first time. They will also be
ridiculed and persecuted - but they won’t care. I will
individually and collectively lift them up onto My lap and rub their
head and wipe away every tear. I will pay all their bills and take
care of their every need. I will be their Daddy.
APPLICATION PROCESS:
If you have previously been revived for any period of time, before
applying again you need to first say you’re sorry for losing
what was given to you previously. We can’t give you a fresh fire
until you repent for letting the last one go out. (Weeping and
mourning is helpful in convincing us of your sincerity.) If you are
new to this and have never made application before, just fill out the
form below and submit by fervent prayer.
DEADLINE:
This vacancy will remain open until we find qualified candidates or
until the harvest is over. But time is getting short, so you might
want to hurry before you miss it.
NOTE: Those who
are comfortable with the current state of things and/or unrepentant
for their part in the pain and suffering around them need not apply.
Please refer to Ezekiel 9 for clarifica-tion. Church leaders please
refer to Ezekiel 34.
For available
positions in your area find someone that is feeding the hungry,
clothing the naked, visiting prisoners, etc. They have a direct line
to Headquarters. (Or contact www.FellowshipOfTheMartyrs.com)
____________________________________________________________________________
REVIVAL /
RESTORATION APPLICATION FORM:
Name: ______________________________________
Jesus
Preference: (check all that apply)
___ Emergency-Only
Jesus ___ Prosperity Jesus ___ Denominational Jesus
___
Fire-Insurance-Get-Out-Of-Hell-Free Jesus ___ Church Growth Jesus
___
Nonjudgemental-Everybody-Goes-To-Heaven Jesus ___
Didn’t-Come-In-The-Flesh Jesus
___
Loves-Me-But-Can’t/Won’t-Talk-To-Me Jesus ___
Not-Quite-As-Good-As-The-Virgin-Mary Jesus
___
Nice-Philosopher/Prophet-But-Not-Divine Jesus ___ Master, King,
Commander, Lord Jesus
___ Other:____________________________________
SCREENING QUESTIONS:
Money:
(Check One)
___ I owe God 10%
of my money.
___ I owe God 10%
of my money and an occasional love gift or offering.
___ I owe God
everything I have and none of it is really mine.
Time:
(Check One)
___ People have
been saying for years that He is coming, why hurry?
___ People have
been saying for years that He is coming, I should move faster.
___ He is coming
soon! I can’t waste a second!
Sacrifice:
(Check One)
___ I am willing
to give up Sunday mornings and Wednesday nights.
___ I am willing
to be substantially inconvenienced on a regular basis.
___ I am willing
to die for Jesus.
Love:
(Check One)
___ I love the
people in my family (mostly).
___ I love the
people that are like me and agree with me.
___ I love my
enemies (and my family and the people that agree with me).
Humility:
(Check One)
___ Mine is the
Kingdom ___ Mine is the Power ___ Mine is the Glory
___ Thine is the
Kingdom and the Power and the Glory forever.
Prayer:
(Check One)
___ I close my
eyes when other people are praying and try to pay attention.
___ I often pray
in front of people and I pray at home by myself.
___ I pray without
ceasing, often alone crying out to God and with tears and supplications.
Availability Date:
(Check One)
___ When I’m
retired and mostly out of steam anyway.
___ When I’m
perfect and feel worthy.
___ Whenever He
says He wants me. Right NOW would be nice.
Please consider me
for this position. I’m willing to go anywhere, do anything,
endure anything, give anything, unlearn anything, pray without
ceasing, be instant in season and out of season, know the Word of God
and obey His commands and learn to hear His voice. I know I can’t
get there on my own and I’m sorry I ever tried. I will let Him
direct ALL my paths from now on and I won’t lean on my own
understanding anymore. I will happily receive everything that I’m
going to need to be fully equipped for His purposes. I’m ready
to start anytime.
Signed: __________________________________
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
OFFICE USE
ONLY: Qualified? ____ Start Date? ____ End Date? ____ Rich Welcome
Scheduled? ____
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